brendon urie in 2006: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Thank you so very much for attending this evening
brendon urie in 2014: im gonna FUCK every SINGLE one of you

calum being really cute during disconnected (x)

and they’re shining as we fade into the night.

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How To Get A Number by Robby Ayala


I have sea foam in my veins, I understand the language of waves.

( Jean Cocteau, Le Testament d’Orphée (1960) )

@Ashton5SOS: Why Hellooooo there :-)


Make Me Choose: heartbrakegirl asked Beanie Calum or Sunglasses Calum?

wasted opportunity

customer: do you know where i could find any microwaves?
michael: well you came to the right guy! my alter ego is mike-ro-wave and i-
calum: [walks by] MY MICROWAVE [drops 15 wii games]



the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

Fun Fact: The only times in Jr. High I was ever popular were doing Jeopardy review games. Once, when the teacher split us into teams, a guy literally pointed at me and went “YES! We got the smart one!”

And for one brief moment, I was a queen.